January 2012
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Libertarian Reluctantly Calls Fire Department
stfuanarchocapitalists:
CHEYENNE, WY—After attempting to contain a living-room blaze started by a cigarette, card-carrying Libertarian Trent Jacobs reluctantly called the Cheyenne Fire Department Monday. “Although the community would do better to rely on an efficient, free-market fire-fighting service, the fact is that expensive, unnecessary public fire departments do exist,” Jacobs said....
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wow
welp i’m awake now. and stupid. and totally a diva when i’m that drunk apparently. and still pretty drunk. and still really sad.
like i already KNOW i am not going to make it in this world. i have zero marketable skills. there are no ways i see myself surviving in the real world (seriously. mostly i just try not to think about it). but now i make myself emotionally available for one guy and now he’s no longer interested.
i’ve had too much to drink to deal with this shit right now. i just want to keep drinking until i stop breathing
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There are actually Britney Spears fans who just...
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was trying to be on my shit and get this computer programming assignment done so that i wouldn’t have to go to the lab this week since it’s optional but i have no idea what i’m doing. like i know what the assignment is (it’s just copying something straight out of the book) but i don’t know how to use the programming software (eclipse) well enough to actually do it....
is it not rude to talk in libraries in the uk? these two british guys have not shut up and i’m about to go revolutionary war on their faces.
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wes anderson trailers are like impromptu holidays...
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mindbabies replied to your post: bradley cooper is hot but damn is he lucky to be…
i didn’t even know they were dating!!! i agree though, she’s way hotter than he is.
i think they just started! that’s what ontd told me last night at least. anyways he is pretty adorable when he speaks french. and they would also have gorgeous children if it ever got to that point
Watchglossylalia:
nerdysouth:
I would make out with literally every face in this movie (except for yours Megan Fox).
I will reblog this trailer every time I see it because I loved this movie so much. And I will see it again. And then I will BUY it.
where have i been? why did i not know this was a movie? when did this happen?
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glossylalia replied to your post: glossylalia replied to your post: i mean hogwarts…
I have several variations on my headcanon, so I kind of flip flop back and forth between what I want to do but Indira Varma is definitely a favorite for Rowena. It works, Asians usually came to Britain by way of trade so she would be of status anyway
actually it’s decided. rowena definitely came out...
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glossylalia replied to your post: i mean hogwarts was founded in the 8th/9th…
Oh don’t worry, we have that covered too.
ok i had not known. i actually prefer it that way now that i think about it
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i mean hogwarts was founded in the 8th/9th century. dunno if you know about europe in the 8th/9th century but…there wasn’t much going on inside their heads (not that there weren’t any intelligent people in Europe, just…they were too busy shunning science and stuff). i posit that it could have actually plausible that rowena ravenclaw, who valued knowledge, could have been...
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glossylalia replied to your post: bradley cooper is hot but damn is he lucky to be…
It’s like being fucking knighted or something.
space knighted by her divine smoosher
bradley cooper is hot but damn is he lucky to be chosen by zoe saldana.
