January 2012
i was just skyped into the party all my most cherished friends are at (including one i haven’t seen in months since she moved to hawaii) and i feel simultaneously better/more loved and more bummed that i can’t be there.
(also the guy i’m in love with that is probably straight but maybe could be gay said hi to me and did a hand heart…so that makes me feel both awesome and...
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December 2011
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
Just had the hardest time making my Xbox live avatar not look like Rachel Maddow
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“i mean america is a possibility for everything. america is a young dumb country and it needs all kinds of help. america is a dumb puppy with big teeth that bite and hurt. we take care of america. we hold america to our bosom. we feed america. we make love to america.there wouldn’t be an america if it wasn’t for black people. and so you have some dedicated black americans who...
whoa i’m only an hour away from hallandale where this thing starts out. like 60 miles ish. interesting.
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
watching “the black power mixtape: 1967-1975” because portlandia was disturbing me
my mom’s side of the family has the awful habit of turning everything into some stupid question that doesn’t require an answer (ever) but they still expect one for. my mom does it. my uncle does it. my meemaw does it. and my aunts do it (the…odd one is really notorious for it). they always somehow tack on “huh?” to the dumbest sentences.
(during one of the circus...
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robert pattinson get on my dick
one thing i am not going to do is stay here in florida. i hate it and i swear being down here will cause me to have depression again. even being down here for the two weeks makes me miserable. hell i was miserable by day two. i need to be around my friends. i can’t… i just can’t…
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mark brendanawicz get out of that water, it’s for the elephants!
well also fuck you back tumblr.
david karp being hit by a car.gif
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more shopping and more indecisiveness.
i like my sense of style and i think i can dress myself rather well. i also like to wear interesting pieces and right now i’m really feeling this shirt (i’m shopping mostly ASOS right now because i usually like the stuff they have on sale and i’m trying to maximize the effectiveness of my x-mas money). however i’m trying mostly to stay under/about $20 per piece...
“simon cowell treats his gay fans to some hairy nipple delight” was the last sentence i read before i vomited
