Dec. 12, 2011 at 7:49pm with 148 notes
Reblogged from nom-chompsky
nom-chompsky: glossylalia: jumblejo: hotpotofcoffee: curiositycounts: So you know, an infographic guide to getting the appropriate amount of drunk at your office holiday party middle management at a cool company. same. Supervisory Position That Has No Actual Power At A Cool Company: +4 wine Unemployed: drink as much as you want, no one to judge you and nowhere to be in the morning. bad student: +1 bottle moscato, +2 beers, +2 shots tequila, +5 motility

nom-chompsky:

glossylalia:

jumblejo:

hotpotofcoffee:

curiositycounts:

So you know, an infographic guide to getting the appropriate amount of drunk at your office holiday party

middle management at a cool company.

same.

Supervisory Position That Has No Actual Power At A Cool Company: +4 wine

Unemployed: drink as much as you want, no one to judge you and nowhere to be in the morning.

bad student: +1 bottle moscato, +2 beers, +2 shots tequila, +5 motility

  1. odamndepression reblogged this from curiositycounts
  2. itsasonnieday reblogged this from downlo
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  4. eternaltrip reblogged this from hotpotofcoffee and added:
    So it was perfectly acceptable to drink tequila out of a water bottle and shot gun beers in the bathroom, chart says so....
  5. naessessary reblogged this from hotpotofcoffee and added:
    Tonight, it seems I was an intern at a cool company. Being a cog in the machine would have been more fun. I must have...
  6. thestrangegirl reblogged this from ktbunch and added:
    Pack of women at an “at the office during working hours” office party. None. Damn it.
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  9. mayormccheese reblogged this from thetrippyowl and added:
    English Department Party at cool professor’s house = drink wine until somebody makes you stop (because you forgot that...
  10. thetrippyowl reblogged this from nom-chompsky and added:
    School District Office Party: no drinks for me :(
  11. imafreebishbaby reblogged this from babywipesenthusiast and added:
    G needed this two days ago *gigglesnort*
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  13. babywipesenthusiast reblogged this from glossylalia and added:
    Waitress, drink just enough till buzzed and laugh your ass off at the rest of your coworkers and managers randomly...
  14. ladyapollo reblogged this from nom-chompsky and added:
    Nobody else can do my job right. I am safe! I CAN DRINK ALL THE THINGS.
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  16. yewphonic reblogged this from nom-chompsky and added:
    bad student: +1 bottle moscato, +2 beers, +2 shots tequila, +5 motility
  17. nom-chompsky reblogged this from glossylalia and added:
    Unemployed: drink as much as you want, no one to judge you and nowhere to be in the morning.
  18. glossylalia reblogged this from jumblejo and added:
    Supervisory Position That Has No Actual Power At A Cool Company: +4 wine
  19. theskyis reblogged this from hotpotofcoffee and added:
    skilled labor at an uncool company, cant wait to have those blue things at the holiday party on friday
  20. jumblejo reblogged this from hotpotofcoffee
  21. bushpigconfessions reblogged this from downlo and added:
    american apparel christmas party tonight. i hope things get out of hand mwahahaha
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  24. hotpotofcoffee reblogged this from downlo and added:
    middle management at a cool company.
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  28. somuchdependsupon reblogged this from joetheblogger and added:
    I am a lightweight and this has never been more certain than right now. One glass of wine (depending on what I had to...
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