turner. 20 year old dramatic arts major at the university of north carolina at chapel hill. i like to consider myself a performer.Tumblr (3.0; @yewphonic)http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxuujh4rVd1qdo9efo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wtfxmen.tumblr.com/post/15898946231" target="_blank">wtfxmen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>-Anjin Anhut</p> </blockquote> <p>an interesting resdesign</p> </blockquote>http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15899328813http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15899328813Sun, 15 Jan 2012 14:44:45 -0500beastangeljean greyicemancyclops<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxumek1hVs1qc76fgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15899233096http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15899233096Sun, 15 Jan 2012 14:43:07 -0500pokemonpokeball<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvm0iqeihH1qhrk5po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15895983810http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15895983810Sun, 15 Jan 2012 13:45:37 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stfuanarchocapitalists.tumblr.com/post/15864407521/libertarian-reluctantly-calls-fire-department" target="_blank">stfuanarchocapitalists</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><span>CHEYENNE, WY—After attempting to contain a living-room blaze started by a cigarette, card-carrying Libertarian Trent Jacobs reluctantly called the Cheyenne Fire Department Monday. “Although the community would do better to rely on an efficient, free-market fire-fighting service, the fact is that expensive, unnecessary public fire departments do exist,” Jacobs said. “Also, my house was burning down.” Jacobs did not offer to pay firefighters for their service.</span></p> </blockquote> <p><span><a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/libertarian-reluctantly-calls-fire-department,4651/" target="_blank">The Onion</a></span></p> </blockquote>http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15892137619http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15892137619Sun, 15 Jan 2012 12:32:41 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw0htsTuwR1r4t3z5o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15876974224http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15876974224Sun, 15 Jan 2012 03:10:31 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxt8elPjHa1qzjnc2o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxt8elPjHa1qzjnc2o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxt8elPjHa1qzjnc2o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxt8elPjHa1qzjnc2o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxt8elPjHa1qzjnc2o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxt8elPjHa1qzjnc2o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15864013932http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15864013932Sat, 14 Jan 2012 22:14:14 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtc9ygbQi1qj57bzo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15855279846http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15855279846Sat, 14 Jan 2012 19:26:36 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/yWhyxgrdL38?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>samcedes</p>http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15850256249http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15850256249Sat, 14 Jan 2012 17:49:54 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liobzn9fUm1qcnhhzo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15846838319http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15846838319Sat, 14 Jan 2012 16:44:49 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltp2trDYLk1r4tdp3o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15839297133http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15839297133Sat, 14 Jan 2012 14:19:36 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxsyb931TC1qccajwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>hung. over.</p> <p>st<span>ill </span><span>in bed. feel l</span><span>ike death.</span></p>http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15838513815http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15838513815Sat, 14 Jan 2012 14:04:21 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxsstzUmqO1qb57azo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lulubonanza.tumblr.com/post/15832637794/captain-marvel-by-mbreitweiser" target="_blank">lulubonanza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mbreitweiser.deviantart.com/art/Captain-Marvel-177763137" target="_blank">Captain Marvel</a> by ~<a href="http://mbreitweiser.deviantart.com/" target="_blank">mbreitweiser</a></p> </blockquote>http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15832813444http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15832813444Sat, 14 Jan 2012 12:09:40 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxspfsbHUh1r6h4d9o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15832536290http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15832536290Sat, 14 Jan 2012 12:03:55 -0500NO FUCK THiSTEARS AND TEARS AND TEARS<p>welp <span>i&#8217;m awake now. and stup</span><span>id. and totally a d</span><span>iva when </span><span>i&#8217;m that drunk apparently. and st</span><span>ill pretty drunk. and st</span><span>ill really sad.</span></p>http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15828045540http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15828045540Sat, 14 Jan 2012 10:14:58 -0500<p>l<span>ike </span><span>i already KNOW </span><span>i am not go</span><span>ing to make </span><span>it </span><span>in th</span><span>is world. </span><span>i have zero marketable sk</span><span>ills. there are no ways </span><span>i see myself surv</span><span>iv</span><span>ing </span><span>in the real world (ser</span><span>iously. mostly </span><span>i just try not to th</span><span>ink about </span><span>it). but now </span><span>i make myself </span><span>emotionally ava</span><span>ilable for one guy and now he&#8217;s no longer </span><span>interested.</span><span> </span></p>http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15812363630http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15812363630Fri, 13 Jan 2012 23:47:36 -0500<p><span>i&#8217;ve had too much to dr</span><span>ink to deal w</span><span>ith th</span><span>is sh</span><span>it r</span><span>ight now. </span><span>i just want to keep dr</span><span>ink</span><span>ing unt</span><span>il </span><span>i stop breath</span><span>ing</span></p>http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15812272637http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15812272637Fri, 13 Jan 2012 23:45:40 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/eeScjcRHuS8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>so <span>i am very obv</span><span>iously rather drunk r</span><span>ight now because th</span><span>is v</span><span>ideo made me start cry</span><span>ing</span></p>http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15804783317http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15804783317Fri, 13 Jan 2012 21:17:44 -0500i still would choose to be kimberly over almost any other fantasy alternate universeor trinior aishahttp://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15802885632http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15802885632Fri, 13 Jan 2012 20:40:30 -0500lol triffling bitches<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxrlpmMxFw1qf3xzvo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15802827530http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15802827530Fri, 13 Jan 2012 20:39:21 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxrlx3ZNlW1qccajwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>maybe <span>i’m pregam</span><span>ing w</span><span>ith a bottle of cook’s…</span></p>http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15802813638http://yewphonic.tumblr.com/post/15802813638Fri, 13 Jan 2012 20:39:03 -0500because i have no common sense